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 That's right, folks! I know you've all been waiting with bated (and slightly puzzled) breath for the next installment of Blind Alley Comics' nutso tale of two demented con artist siblings...so here it is! On June 20th, you will witness the most recent exploits of our ne'er-do-well brothers as they...well, not do well! In this outing, Jerry has an organic vegetable scam all lined up, having roped in his hapless younger brother, Derry. Unfortunately for our Boys, a small magical garden sprite is looking for the perfect host for his diabolical schemes! It's pure chaos once again as we bumble our way through yet another pulchritudinously pitiful plot full of perfidious perpetrators! Tune in to mustardbrothers.com to watch the debacle unfold, twice a week! (You may want to head back and read Season 1...I know I did! Seriously, it's all a blur. Jump back and check out the First Installment , if you dare!) Our heroes, introduced! A typical brotherly interaction...

 Just giving y'all a heads-up - The Die Kätze Collection  is now available! That's right folks, all three issues of the landmark trilogy are here conglomerated, as well as sketches, color covers, and a bonus promo comic. Supplies are extremely  limited, so don't hesitate to visit our Storenvy page and order your copy now! Shipping is FREE in the United States!

Hiya, hiya, hiya...it's been a long time since I've done one of these! Once again it's the Blind Alley Comics Update, conveying our upcoming titles, events, goals and dreams for the next few months. No doubt you're starving for any juicy tidbit I can throw atchya, so here goes... 1. Comics! Yes folks, we have a big lineup for 2018; essentially we're trying to release 6 comics by the end of this year: The Human Cannonball #8 - Debuting 02/24 at MSU Comics Forum! Die Kätze III The Human Cannonball #9 Bone Boy #7 Bone Boy #8 Tales to Befuddle #2 As usual, things are still in flux; we're not sure if TTB2   is happening, or if we'll be trying something else - due to the difficulty of getting all the artists together when they're not busy or having life issues. That's basically 2018; I just hope art can triumph over adversity. Here's wishing all of our artists the best of luck! 2. Trade Paperback Kickstarter! We're planning a big push ...

**NEW SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT** Blind Alley Comics is proud to present, Tales to Befuddle #1!  This brand-spankin-new comics anthology series will feature the hottest indie comics talent from across the country. Only the zaniest, most flabbergasting stories need apply! Pictured: THE FUTURE. This jaw-dropping, head-spinning, knee-dislocating issue will be available in early June...don't miss it! **EMAIL NEWSLETTER!** The indomitable Laura Carr is heading up our weekly email newsletter campaign, and she's doing a helluva job! This is the easiest way to receive up-to-the-week information on new releases, con appearances, and new business ventures; as well as author/artist profiles, downloadable comic book pages, and lots more. It's even entertaining to read! If you'd like to receive our email newsletter, you can visit  blindalleycomics.com and hit the "Subscribe Now" button, or text "BLINDALLEY" to 22828. Rick Out!

Good God, y'all...your Fearless Blogger (me) has yet again found himself unemployed. It was pretty undramatic; my boss just called me in one Friday and said, "Sorry, we can't justify keeping you on - not enough work to do." That was it. I think he threw a little something extra into my last paycheck, so that was nice, but otherwise it was a bit of a gut-punch. I've got a UIA appointment (that's The Dole in Michigan) next week - casting myself on the tender mercies of the State here - but I'm pretty soured on all that. Anyway, I've got a couple of good job prospects; I'm planning to work for the summer, then take a month off in September and travel. "But what about Blind Alley Comics?" you ask, bodices heaving with hungry anticipation for the latest news. Well, you'll be glad to hear we have some pretty... titillating ...developments. Enough to satiate your unholy lusts, you beasts. 1) Tales to Befuddle #1  - Yes, the amazing new...