Yet another whirlwind of change and activity...

Good God, y'all...your Fearless Blogger (me) has yet again found himself unemployed.

It was pretty undramatic; my boss just called me in one Friday and said, "Sorry, we can't justify keeping you on - not enough work to do." That was it. I think he threw a little something extra into my last paycheck, so that was nice, but otherwise it was a bit of a gut-punch. I've got a UIA appointment (that's The Dole in Michigan) next week - casting myself on the tender mercies of the State here - but I'm pretty soured on all that. Anyway, I've got a couple of good job prospects; I'm planning to work for the summer, then take a month off in September and travel.

"But what about Blind Alley Comics?" you ask, bodices heaving with hungry anticipation for the latest news. Well, you'll be glad to hear we have some pretty...titillating...developments. Enough to satiate your unholy lusts, you beasts.

1) Tales to Befuddle #1 - Yes, the amazing new comics anthology is due to come out this June. I just uploaded the teasers for FB and the website; hopefully they aren't so befuddling that nobody gets what the hell is going on. Tryin somethin different here, folks - don't get all bent outta shape. "What's it mean, Rick? What's it mean?!" It means I spend too damn much time on you people...!

Kidding. Here's the teasers:

Nice thing about teasers is, you can experiment a little bit and it doesn't matter so much if nobody gets it. Once we reveal the cover next Tuesday, I'll switch to a more conventional marketing campaign.

2) Newsletter - Our amazing new Marketing Director, Laura Carr, has agreed to ~~put up with our shit~~ manage our e-newsletter for us. The newsletter will feature updates on convention appearances and new releases, as well as plenty of our lovely faces for you to pin up on your wall and sigh dreamily over. We're planning to add some more "staff" to our "payroll" soon, to handle the day-to-day whilst we float around in the creative clouds.

3) New Issues - The Human Cannonball #8; Bone Boy #6; Louie, Kid Prodigy #3...we have a lot on our plate. Not sure when these all will be released, since Tales to Befuddle #1 was a bit huge; but fear not! We're planning to do a couple before I fly off into the wild blue yonder, and naturally a whole lot more starting in October. Die Kätze Act III is planned for December 2017 (for real this time! Not January '18), and then...stuff. Lots of stuff! More stuff. I think I'll go have a lie-down...

4) Crowdfuding - Not sure when this is going to happen, but I hope it happens soon. I'm not too big on crowdfunding, as it's always felt like a lot of razzle-dazzle for what essentially amounts to panhandling...sorry, I'm just kind of ambivalent about it. We're looking at GoFundMe, which seems like the most fluid and accommodating of the different platforms; but this doesn't rule out multiple campaigns. We're hoping to bring on a Crowdfunding manager of some sort, but it might not happen very soon...we'll see. We'll see!

5) Extracirricular Activities - All of this is a bit off-the-record, or not official BAC business, but I'm still kind of excited about it:

Joe is helping a prison inmate with his comic...might even print it? Everything's up in the air at this point; I hope it works out. Our Fearless Leader is also working on recording his melodious voice, reading Jeff Smith's Bone for the deaf. He's got a big heart, that Joe.
I'm waiting to hear from Essence Cartoon (Columbus, OH) about a possible writing job. Sounds like a great gig, and they seem excited...we'll see. Wish me luck!
I might be helping Geek-o-Rama.net with their website rebuild and rebranding...that's an iffy one, as the directors are super-busy, but I'm hoping to help all I can. Kat Roets has been awesome letting me review comics for the site, and I'm bummed that my job situation has put the kibosh on that for now.

So much happening! Let's just throw the cans into this tornado and see where they fall down. I'm excited (perhaps a bit manic...), and I hope to pound some opportunity out of an unpleasant job situation. Stay tuned!

Rick Out.

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